Kids Know When You Don’t Care

This weekend my daughter begins living with me full-time; no more scheduled back and forth between her mom’s house and mine. Although the ex and I live only a mile apart, my soon-to-be-18-year-old daughter decided that she just wants to call one house “home”. She chose mine. This has not set well with her mother fucker of a mom. Read more of this post


Silent but deadly… but you can still lay with me.

They say that necessity is the mother of invention — no, I don’t know who they are so please stop asking — so I can only imagine what was going on in the bedroom of the person(s) that invented this.

Maybe if they didn’t have so many “disagreeable meals” they wouldn’t need bedding made from “the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons”.

I wonder how many relationships this can actually save.